Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
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i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
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That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
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