hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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