No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
Okay so I just had a really great idea