Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
You know, be my cock's hype man.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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