I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
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susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
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its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
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