How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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