do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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