It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
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I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
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we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
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