I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
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