Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
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gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
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Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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