I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
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Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
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So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
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