No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
Randomize
