Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Just puked most of my soul out..
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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