..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
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God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
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He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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