Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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