you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
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Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
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YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
When did angry sex become our thing?
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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