Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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