I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
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