I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Do you remember whose house we're in?
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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