Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
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So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
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Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
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