yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
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she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
i would one night stand the shit outta him
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
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Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone