I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
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Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
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No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."