did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
Randomize
