Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
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