oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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