I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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