this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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