Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
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I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
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Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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