so explain again why im purple
no
I need help removing her.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
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dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
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I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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