This is not my ceiling
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
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He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
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I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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