I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
hell yes lets make some ravioli
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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