It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Randomize
