there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
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