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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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