I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
You almost got us killed.
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