I looked at my own cervix.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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