I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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