My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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