I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
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Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
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I feel like a drive thru vagina
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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