the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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