So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
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If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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