I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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