so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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