I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
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Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
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IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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