turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
what is it with giant penises always finding me
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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