Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
Randomize
