you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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