I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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