I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
