We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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