Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
high people should be assigned attendants
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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