Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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