I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
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I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
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Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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