just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
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So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
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So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
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Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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