Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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