Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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